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**EPISODES : We have them!**
This page features original Small Tales and other junk suitable for children and blind dates. Remember, the only thing between Us and Them is about 5 feet...

Wee Westerns Them hogs got the fever! Don't you get too close now, y'hear? -----
Traveling Man Real-world adventure as a toy hops the globe. -----
G7:e1 "The New Bingo" Every fantasy needs a comic book. That was the thinking for this project, anyway. Thrill to ASA Smallonaut Agent Glenn Russell's first day on the job, because he sure didn't. -----	G7:e1 The New Bingo
The Encyclopedia Galactica: Toys in Space The free on-line version of this massive index is now yours for the clicking. We even proofread some of it. -----
BS2 We had us a little Toy Show here back in ought-2, maybe you want to see some of that: -----
Potluck It all happened in one weekend. This is nice little story about good cheer and a deep affection for fur. Dress is fancy, but not formal. -----
2XL+ The best and brightest Smalls have dedicated their talents to the creation of the 2XL+. Too bad they aren't the Crew... Don the Bubble Helmet and come see the latest Episodes surrounding this Brave New Playset!! -----
Treehouse University's History Today Outreach Program is proud to present: A Campaign of Brutality: "Early Joe Expansionism and the Loss of Primitive Innocence" Compiled and Edited by Professor Nick Nack. (Bring a #2 Ticonderoga because you'll need to write down a few dates.) -----
COP Take a Ride with the SPD on STV There is only one COP on the Force, but he has a long and distinguished record of successfully taking out the trash. -----
entrepreneur -----
Father Christmas vs. Meca-Santa "You'd better start shouting, you better cry now, You're gonna get coal and I'm tellin' you how, Meca-Santa is coming to town..." -----
SNOWDAY A surprise layer of The White Stuff makes for heartwarming chaos in the back 40 (yards). Bundle up like Mom says, and come taste the chilly, flavorless wonder! -----
CHAMP dogs are good luck. -----
GLADIAPER See Zaius Araleus and Minimus Ridiculous battle to a short, sharp end! Rated "Y" for Yucky -----
The Brutality Plays The blood and guts continue to flow freely in Hot Eddie's Pit of Death! Kids, don't try this at home, you'll make a big mess! -----
YARDTALK Spring has sprung and Kimberly will show you all of the best new growth! -----
The Toy Museum Art, History and Singing Robot Megos! Who could ask for more!! -----
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