THE PIT

	"Some are born great, others achieve greatness, still others have greatness thrust through their guts by someone bigger and meaner"
	(Hot Eddie's Pit of Death!) In your FACE parts-bashin' MAYHEM! See TOYS fight and GET SMASHED! HEADS will ROLL!
FOOLS!	Each week Hot Eddie's Black-Ops Squad kidnaps three innocent Smalls at random and forces them to fight for their lives against a team of ruthless pit gladiators! Get to know this week's crop of battle toys and come see the only certified bloodsport arena in Small World!	FOES!
Dr. Rodriguez	This week: A prominent doctor, a nightclub enthusiast and a junior lieutenant in the Smallonaut Space Academy are all thrown into THE PIT to face our brood of nasty bullies!	Kahn Karnage
Jake Mundt	Today's Main Event pits these three suckers against those ugly mothers, and you can almost smell the rubber bands snapping, can't you?! Hey, this might get BLOODY, so don't be a baby!	SMASH
Cadet Russell	Click on their Ugly Mugs and see some dirt about this week's Blood Sportsmen! Close the window they appear in when you're done or else things will get real ugly, OK? Then come see them get brutalized in Tonight's Events!!	Sir Slaughter

PIT RULES: (there are no Pit Rules...)

	Tonight's Events!!
Mundt vs SMASH	1st Event
	2nd Event	Kahn vs Rodriguez
Russell vs Slaughter	3rd Event

	Everybody into The PIT! The moment you have all been dreading! The very nasty  MAIN EVENT!
	My Pit is so beautiful, here is a picture!
	-------------- *** Tonight's bloodshed is brought to you by The Fat Council who would like to remind you that butter and grease aren't just for breakfast anymore! ***