Ok now, it is very dark in here so please stay in your seats and no bothering your neighbor during the Presentation, Ok? Good... Now, my name is Eva and I am your Presenter today, if you have any questions please hold them until after the slide show and we'll answer as many as we can before the next Tour comes in, OK? Good... WELCOME to today's presentation of "A Campaign of Brutality" brought to you by the Revised History Department at Treehouse University. The history of our primitive Small ancestors is an enigma dipped in a mystery and sprinkled with jimmies of confusion, but some records have survived those forgotten days in the early 70s and they tell a remarkable story of paradise, betrayal and shameless expansionism. While Small History may not be easy to look at, those who do not understand it will be doomed to repeat it until they catch on, as they say...
I'd like to remind you before
we start to please switch-off any cell phones, watch alarms,
portable fax machines, palm pilots, hooverbikes and anything
else that might create a disturbance during the Presentation!