Hot Eddie Says: Our first Pit Fight introduces dance-boy Jake Mundt to killing machine SMASH the Botbarian! Since Jake is clearly the underdog here, he will start on top of the Rock Mound and SMASH will start on the Dirt. Not that this will make a bit of difference in the outcome! Come on Jakey-Boy... shake your bon-bon for your life! When Jake speaks you'll see it in YELLOW and SMASH will speak in RED!"