Hot Eddie Says: "Ok, this should be fun! This fight features Cadet Russell up against Sir Slaughter! And just to spice things up, we have tied the two of them together at the ankle with a super strong Electron Chain! It's a good old fashion Gypsy Duel, all for you!! Russell will speak in BLUE and Sir Slaughter will appear in PINK. Sorry Slaughter... all the good colors were taken!"