Meanwhile, back at the Dirt Family Farm... the place is overrun with bandits!

  Gordito:
"Hey! You guys are tresspassing on my private property rights, eh? Why don't you go play somewhere else, you're upsetting the hogs!"
  Skinny:
"We must be a little lost... we're lookin' for our old friend, Obadiah Dirt. This is his farm, ain't it?"