Gordito:
"You guys are loco-crazy! This is Rancho Gordito now! I took this place over when I heard that stupid Dirt got himself thrown in jail. Maybe go and ask for him there, huh?

Now... I think you better ride your mangy ponies away from here before I get clumsy with this revolver... I'm all kinds of drunk right now, and I could easily shoot anyone for any reason at all and not even know it..."