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 I'm not only a real doctor, I play one on Television! Painful itching is like these Red Dots. Ouch! Only new **noseOmed** offers the kind of relief that 8 out of 10 doctors recommend for their patients who chew gum. Side effects may include: headache, vomiting, diarrhea, explosive profanity, cranial hemorrhaging and painful Red Spots.