Rattled Bartender:
"...it was horrible.. I was in the Storage Room getting the day's bourbon supply when I hear some mysterious rustling, and when I went back... I SAW something... and there was this weird trail of green ooze on the floor... so I RAN... so help me I RAN!!"

Club Owner:
"Some nasty thing inside my bar! You catch it, steal all my liquor! I pay your salary with my taxes, Mr. Officer! You kill it for me, OK!"

Officer Pidgin:
"Ok now, you leave this to me... It sounds a lot like the Incredible Melting Man again... I'll have a look around... just stay here and remain calm, I'll need to get some more information for my Report so please stay right here, y'know?""