Officer Pidgin:
"People don't realize it, but Smallburg is getting bigger, and the bigger the population y'know, the more chances for your punk types and your deadbeats and what have you, and that's just numbers and science there y'know, I didn't make that up. Some days these can be pretty tough playsets out here... So I'm glad to be out here, it is good for me and it is good for the whole community, really. We're looking to hire another Officer soon because hey, I gotta sleep sometime right? And if Citizens pass the Safer Streets Act this November we might finally be able to get that Tonka I have been looking at... So yeah I love my job, man..."