Officer Pidgin:
"Hold on, looks like we got
a 436:Old Lady in the Street... better pull over and check
it out..."
Concerned Woman:
"HE out there again,
I'm tellin you! I told Della, I say he comin' back
and then tonight we was over at Fat Danny's for somethem
tasty burgers and Pepsi, and just when I git m' ketchup all squirted
in a nice mound and take m'teeth out, I see HIM hiding in the
ally! I told Della but she say she ain't in the mood"
Officer Pidgin:
"Thank you Ma'am, I'll check
it out. Now why don't you get on back to those fries and let's
just stay calm? If HE is back I'll take care of it again, OK?
What did I tell you last time about panicking like this, huh?
Now yer out in the road yelling... Please, now do me a favor
and help get these people back inside, ok?"
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