And the winner IS:

The long awaited wait is over and all the Votes are IN! Figure 8 Action News is premature in announcing that the new Small Council Chairman Elect, with a whopping 21 votes, is none other than...

The Senator!!

Millionaire Jon Hendy was the first to make his Concession Speech and split town...

 

 "Look, I just want all you punks and suckas to know that you haven't seen the last of ol' Millionaire Jon Hendy! No sir. incidentally, my Vice-Chair running mate wants the world to know that his offer to eat a Joe LIVE ON TV still stands, so if any of you other networks are interested in a piece of the action, contact me in Brazil and we'll have a cookie and talk, ok?"

 

Earlier this evening at his 'Rally for
A New Get-Up-And-Go!'
The Rev. Dr. Shamanson had this to say before he got up and went:

"Smalls everywhere, it is with great regret that I concede this race, mostly because I was the Best candidate, but also because the election was an enormous Sham! Thanks for voting for me, and don't forget to taste the honey in a Summer's breeze!"

 

And now, LIVE from the Gala Celebration high atop Club Small, The Senator addresses the growing throng LIVE:

"... and as you hear me tonight, be certain that I am speaking, and that as long as I continue to speak, you will be hearing me. Many have asked what I will do in my next term as Chairman, and I have told them both that I will serve as I always have, with a voice that people can hear as they listen to it, and vote for."

Well, that about wraps up Conundrum 2000! We'd like to remind you that there is another election in just 4 short years, and that most reports clearly indicate that the sun WILL continue to shine each and every day until that election, so quit complaining and get on with your lives. From high atop Club Small, I'm Wink Blinkman for Figure 8 Action News, and that's about the size of things!

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