**"Yes, Commander. Thank you. And may I just add; welcome back.

After a series of grueling ion scans I discovered that the Commander's brain waves were being altered by this tiny scrambling device attached to his bubble helmet. The device is Insectian in origin, and we feel certain that this was a parting gift from our recent undercover inspector...

Without getting into a lot of technical jargon, this device was creating a psychotic entangling event in the Commander's mind.

If you can imagine the Commander's neural activity as a net, this tiny device effectively pulled that net apart, wove it back into a sack, and filled that sack with chaotic nano-clusters made from his own thoughts, perhaps best represented in our metaphor as odd hardware placed into the sack of his mind.

Anyway, this of course caused his very own thoughts to be turned against him; his passion for knitting and his personal dedication to Isis, for example, all becoming players in his inner psychotic descent.

The device was easy to remove and turn off, however, and as stated previously the Commander is now once again fully ...GO."**