Professor Haley, as you may recall from recent email, has decided to leave our crew. Haley of course has special privileges due to his "rank" as Vice Admiral of the Cosmos and so can do as he pleases. Personally, I hope he changes his mind and decides to rejoin us here as a part of the 2XL+ family, but I understand that that might not be the case. He will be missed.

So, we'll have to fill his slot on KP rotation... I.B.I.D. please see to that... and if anyone is interested there is now an abandoned astro-garden on the aft end that will need an attendant at some point.

...I don't know what else to say here, people. I just want things to get back to normal, just like you.

If you'd like to speak with me privately about the whole insanity thing, please feel free to schedule a conference or just drop on by the Command Center."**