It is said that the location of the Small Village was sold for a few Bargain Bag trinkets, but newly unearthed Joe archives suggest that the real currency was more like arms and ammunition. Whatever the price, the location of the heart of Early Small life was purchased by General Lee from a discontented member of our own kind, at a considerable discount.

If History teaches anything it is that Smalls must stick together. I know that these pages torn from history's textbook might shock you. Today we are accustom to far greater respect and mutual admiration for eachother. But as I have said, this was the early 70's.

(dramatic reenactment)