There is a little known fact about Joes that some feel is crucial to the telling of the this story, and that is that a Joe's dog tag defines the Joe and places him in whatever military structure will become his destiny, so to speak. But this was the early 70's, a time of flocked hair and cultural upheaval, and this Evil Joe Army is clearly documented in rock carvings to be completely without dog tags, making them accountable to no one but General Lee, who liked to march, and march and march.

Colorized photo courtesy of
The Lee Family of Companies.