We don't know much about them. They came in long line, and they were dressed in China. They were led by a General named Lee and numbered around 48, "two cases" some would point out later. This is the first record we have of the figures we now call Joes, but these Early Joes were even more warlike and obsessive than the modern Joe. They were bent on a Campaign of Brutality.

Photo from the blockbuster movie Small Green Line, SmallStar Pictures.