...suddenly I can see an enormously short manman with a megaphones, telling me this lummberhog is the big moment, and I can heartaste someone else far away, and he is buncle barking like a circus man... i'm not sure, but my legs may be growing scales...

CHEAP BAGHOLES WANT
YOU YOU YOU!!!
CALL NOW
AND BAG YOUR OWN HOLE! GET SPANKY WITH A MONSTER!
LIVE AND READY TO BOIL YOUR TAINT! NOT LIKE OTHER OFFERS! MUST ACT NOW!!!

 the next thing i know i am saying the same old things over and over in my head,
as if it were new,
and i'm impressed, but not as much this time