"... the last thing I remember is walkin' to town with my good ol' dog Chris. Except the town was all funny-like, the same but different if you know what I mean... It's hard to describe, I guess."

"Anyway, me and Chris is makin' our way to the mercantile and I start to realizin' that there is a great wobbly feelin' in my head, and also under my feet like I was standin' on a rockin' chair."