Doc Blunt: "You'll never get away with this, Tastic! The long arm of the law is going to grab you by the scruff one day and I hope I'm there to see it!"   Dan Tastic: "That's gonna be less fun with six chunks of lead in your teeth Doc, so maybe you better shut up and help Flabby Devine here lower that great big crate down to the ground. Or would you rather I just put holes in your head and body right now?"     Gabby: "Now Dan, you know that crate is considered Federal Mail. You cain't just open that unless you been sworn in by the Postmaster General hisself!"