Meanwhile, Dan Tastic is being a total jerk inside the stagecoach...

Doc Blunt:
"Now see here, young man! Put out that cigarillo this instant. You are upsetting this lady!"
  Dan Tastic:
Well ain't that all kinds of sweet and noble of you, Doc? Being sensitive to the gal's needs and all, I bet you feel like a proper gentleman now, right? Big old fat dude with glasses gonna tell me what's what, ain't that right, Doc?"
Doc Blunt:
"Now listen son, I don't mean to give offense..."
 
    Dan Tastic:
"Well you are givin' it and pretty thick, fatso! I sure hope my guns don't hear you talkin' like that out loud..."