As the stagecoach pulls away from town...

  Dan Tastic:
"I'm sure you folks don't mind if I take up this whole seat by myself and use your bags to put my feet up, right? See, sometimes when I feel boxed in my gun has a tendency to go off unexpectedly, hurting folks for almost no reason at all... It's a failing common to the model, and for some dang reason I got two of 'em..."