The driver yells as the noon stagecoach prepares to depart from the town of Boxtop Hill...

Gabby:
"All aboard for New Lordsburgh, Frijole Springs, Huge Whiskey, Taco Canyon, Bromide Gulch, and all destinations in National County! That means freight too, boys!
Well now, Dan Tastic...? I didn't know you was out of jail... Tell ya' the honest truth Dan, I'm three-parts dubious about takin' you on as a passenger. There's only so many times a fella can fool me before I start not trustin' him... "
Doc Blunt:
"Hold that stagecoach! I have an important surgery to perform in Taco Canyon tomorrow morning!"