Marshal Stanton:
"That's just fine, Wanda. I ain't ashamed of havin' a strong opinion when it comes to justice, and it is my considered opinion that this town needs some justice in the case of one Obadiah Dirt, currently a guest in this very jail.

In a way, I reckon I should thank him for gettin' me this new job, but I think I'm just gonna skip that and hang him instead. According to the laws of this town which I'm now sworn to uphold, that scum Dirt is gonna twist at noon, which gives me about forty five minutes to get good and drunk. I hope you'll all excuse me now while I step into the Frisky Pony Saloon and blow off some of this trail dust..."