WINK:
Hello, I'm Wink Blinkman for Figure 8 Action News, and today I'm sitting across from Superman. Now some of you might say he's a Superman toy, but I think you are about to find out just how serious this fellow really is...

SD:
So that's how it is? You're going to start off like I'm a nut, then?

WINK:
No... no! Uh, thanks for joining us today... may I call you Superman?

SD:
See, that's just the kind of thing I'm talking about, right there! Like DUH you can call me Superman... because I AM SUPERMAN!

WINK:
Hehe... right. I'm a police sergeant, huh? In any event, you are a toy. How does that feel?

SD:
How does it feel? I'm stunned. This is my stunned face. Actually, it's my stunned and hacked-off face, if you want the truth! You jackals in the media are all the same... you come in here telling me you want to hear from THEEE SUPERMAN but it's a hit-piece from the word GO! Well let me tell you something, Blinkman... I can bend steel in my bare hands, ok? I don't even need gloves for that! Mighty river out of control? Well I can change that!

I come from a distant world as an orphan infant, I'm raised by aliens and taught to live a lie, and all I've ever wanted to do is wear my suit and protect this two-bit planet from evil, and do my part to defend kooky stuff like, you know... truth, justice and the AMERICAN freakin' WAY! Is that crazy now? Does that make me mental or something?

YES; I have one blue boot. But it's 100% vintage, and it's gonna be 100% up your >BEEP< if you ask me once more about how I feel! Are we understanding this now?

(This interview was abruptly halted shortly after these comments due to technical difficulties. The audio feed was lost when specific cables were employed around Mr. Blinkman's neck accidentally by Mr. Superman, Damit. The remaining silent video feed is currently being reviewed by local authorities and my constitute evidence in the matter of Small World vs. Superman, Damit, a pending class-action suit now before the Small Council's Department of Junk Food and Judicial Oversight.)