Jeffus "Jeff"
Thomerson won a
full scholarship to the Smallonaut Space Academy by collecting
an inordinate amount of box tops to enter a sweepstakes-type
contest offered by the increasingly popular product called Trinkle. Jeff's winning essay, Space: Gotta Get Me
Some, won the attention of the judges with its naive sincerity,
gushing enthusiasm, and because the product name Trinkle was
used 211 times in a 500 word essay.
After his much anticipated
graduation from the SSA and the ensuing media hype campaign from
sponsor Trinkle, Jeff took a position as primary pilot for the
Universal Parcel and Passenger Service, the only interstellar
delivery network run for and by action figures. This job continues
to fulfill Jeff's dream of meeting important folks and traveling
to exotic locations. He has achieved a reputation for punctuality
and dependability, and during his employment with them UPPS has
consistently been voted Best Shuttle Service by Toy's Life Magazine
since the dawning of their "Best Of" series.
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