"Ah, I'd like to deal directly with this question, if I may. And that is to say that a number of herbal balms spring to mind, but I would start the whole process of change involved here with another hat, as they say..."

Senator, your comments?

"Thank you, Wink, and let me say just right here what has been said before and remains so true, that on behalf of myself and Adm. Dome, who incidentally are ALREADY elected to our positions anyway, it is an honor to be here right where we are now, and indeed we are here because you are watching and thinking about us. Thank you, and I'd eat a bug for your vote."

 

"My Question is for Millionaire Jon Hendy; would you comment on the recent allegations that you are secretly an evil robot and there for disqualified to serve as Chairman under the Evil Robot Protection Act?"

"Look, I want to make one thing crystal clear: If I'm elected Head Cheerleader or what ever this is, my first action in office will be to personally rip apart the little puke eater that started that lie, and I think you know who I mean, MR SENATOR!"

 

"I wanna know why every time there is an election for Head Cheerleader you girls have to treat each other all shabby and dig up all this dirt. Huh? I say we put the bunch of you on an island and the last doll standing is Chairman! Have you no shame for yourselves?"

"Now madam, if my opponents are dirtbags with no compassion or tolerance for other sweet lovin' dolls like you and me, well there ain't a lot I can rightly do about that, is there?"

"Uh, to answer your question "directly", NO...
I have no shame."
 

 

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