"Thank you, Wink, and let me just say that on behalf of myself and Adm. Dome it is an honor to be here, right where we are now, and indeed we are here because you are watching us. Thank you, and I'm looking for your vote."

 

OK, new topic, new question... this one is for the Vice-Chair Candidates... what would your Administration do about the explosion of 12 inch action figures in today's market, and do you believe that these "Joes" present the same threat that they once did to the safety of Small Kind? Let's start with Buck...

 

"Well, uhm... The Joes are very tall... and I am against that because I am very much Smaller than that, just on principal......"

 

Admiral Dome... the Joe situation and what it means to you?

 

"Yes... Joes... the Joe Threat is real, and ever-present. If you or someone you love has been hassled by Joes then I'm sure you understand the danger here... Our Administration's policy of containment on the closet shelf has proven effective, and like so many of today's Issues, our goals and opinions remain completely unchanged.
 

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