"Listen to me you morons, if you take him now he will never recover! The process of plushination is almost complete! Let my beautiful creation fulfill his evil destiny! If you take him now, you will destroy him forever!"

**"Sorry honey, but all Smallonauts are required to fill out certain Quality of Life questionnaires for just these kinds of occasions, and I can tell you that Lt. Grog has no desire to end up a hacky-sack!"**