"The Class 9 star Rhumba is orbited by 7 planets... 5 deadly ones and 2 idyllic ones... the 4th moon of Rhumba III (one of the nice ones) was recently discovered to be made entirely of poly-plastics, making it a keen source of the raw materials dear to Our Kind, and to Space Toys in general, really...

... Deep Small Probe Viscosity 6 was lost in this sector recently...

I'm sorry Commander, we have a Proximity Alert... a pair of unknown birds, closing fast!"

"Watch them, Zee...
I.B.I.D... try to open a channel ..."