**"ALL HANDS, this is your Commander... I guess I have to remind some of you that when you came aboard this fine vessel you took an oath to serve and protect Her...
NOW, if we brought any toddler-toys on this Mission who might need to wet themselves because we are in a plushy part of the Universe, I suggest that they tighten dat wittal ewastic and shove a space sock in the rest of the problem!!
We are in Hostile Territory, Lieutenant! Now:
on the double!"**

"... yes sir... i'm on that sir...(sniff)"