**All Hands: This is your Commander speaking. I want my Crew to understand that, like most of you, the last thing I wanted to do today was suck up to Celebrities and Committee Chairmen. But the Official Tea Party is over kids, and the Fat Cats have all gone home. Now it is time to really go somewhere, some place we have never been...and to be fair...we may never return from it... I want you all to know that I have the greatest admiration for you, and that I know you have received the best training known to Action Figures. Trust that, and let's go places...**

Commander's Personal Log: Revision to Last Will and Testament: upon accidental death, Estate shall be given in its entirety to The Red Snapper School for Lost Boys, Las Vegas, NV.   **Everybody, I want a full systems report! Smallonauts, sound off!**