When the VIPs were finally seated and the chit-chat settled, The Ambassador awkwardly switched his vocal processor on...

".... THANK-YOU-FOR- COMING-TO-THIS-MOST- IMPORTANT-EVENT. I-KNOW-THAT-MOST-OF- YOU-WANT-TO-KNOW-WHAT- BRINGS-ME-TO-ROOM-TEMP. OFTEN-IN-THE-LIFE-OF-A- TOY-THERE-IS-SOMETHING- YOU-WANT-TO-SAY. SOMETHING- YOU-WANT-TO-SHARE-WITH- FRIENDS. THIS-DAY-REMINDS-ME-OF- MY-YOUTH-IN-THE-RAT-HOLES. THIS-SHIP-IS-THE-MOST- IMPORTANT-ACCOMPLISHMENT- SINCE-THE-ADVENT-OF-THE- NINE-VOLT-BATTERY... HOW-MANY-OF-YOU-OUT-THERE- WANT-TO-KNOW-WHY-I-BECAME- AN-AMBASSADOR...ANYONE-?"