**"Well, as I'm sure you know, I have been monitoring Lt. Commander Grog since his tragic encounter with the Plushinator and trying to reverse or hold off the plushination process with synthetic replicas of the natural healing slimes found on the Grog Home Planet.

However, I'm afraid our slimes are lacking in some way when compared to the original substances, and Grog's condition is deteriorating rapidly."**

**Without getting into a lot of difficult technical explanations, the poly-plush ion culture in this tray is from yesterday, and is clearly red, but this one in my hand is the most recent culture, and it is very obviously black.

I don't know how else to put it... if he doesn't get a muck bath in the medicinal ooze of his own world soon... Lt. Commander Grog will likely remain a beanbag... forever!"**