(Oh right, and we forgot to mention that the Evil UberBeanie and his Beanie Army were mining the moon for plastic pellets to fill an invading brigade of plush toys...)  
 

"General Hummingbird, tell the slave masters to whip with extra furor, we must fill and stitch an ARMY by the end of this financial quarter!!"

 

"Mighty Uberbean! Your evil genius is both cruel and lovable!"